Thursday, December 18, 2008

The funniest story.....

I just got back from the nail salon, where I went to get a little me time. As I am standing at the nail polish rack, I can hear the nail tech close by talking on speaker phone to her Dr office. She is shouting to her "I have itchy vagina" ....... OH MY GOD!! Did I really just hear that? AND - on speaker phone! She proceeds to have this conversation in her broken english and at times can not understand what the nurse is asking her SO she looks at the client sitting at her desk to help her. The client then proceeds to explain to her what the nurse means by vaginal discharge. Yes, dear God, she has that too!!

I went back to my seat fighting back the hysterical laughter balled up inside me and prayed she would not be doing my nails cause that stuff might just jump on over to me! That is the last gift I want for Christmas!!

12 comments:

Barbara said...

Thanks for sharing. I just spit Diet Coke all over my keyboard, but it was worth the laugh.

Dawn said...

ROFL!!! Oh my! What great blog fodder! HEE HEE

Funky Kim said...

Oh my goodness! I snorted Pepsi out my nose!

Mercedes said...

OMG! that is so funny! Thanks for the great laugh!

Mercedes

Carey said...

And she had a client at her desk!!?? That's too funny! I would have a hard time explaining that to my doctor in person... alone... in the examination room - let alone in public on speaker phone! Thanks for the laugh!

Kasey Hunt said...

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it today. Oh to be there, I don't think I could have kept it together. How did that lady that was helping her?

heidi said...

THAT is funny!!!

Heidi said...

Oh my gosh, that is insane...some people just have no sense of privacy...guess it could have been worse, she could have been there for a bikini wax! :)

Elizabeth F. said...

Lord have mercy that was so funny! Yeah, that's not a present that I would want either. LOL!

Peggie said...

And you kept this straight face how? I am not sure I could have done it! And to think of the poor client who had no where to hide!

Debbie said...

Oh Carol! How did you even stay in there? I would have been howling. (And also wanting a shower)

a corgi said...

oh my! that poor lady!!

enjoy your weekend

betty

 
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