The funniest story.....

I just got back from the nail salon, where I went to get a little me time. As I am standing at the nail polish rack, I can hear the nail tech close by talking on speaker phone to her Dr office. She is shouting to her "I have itchy vagina" ....... OH MY GOD!! Did I really just hear that? AND - on speaker phone! She proceeds to have this conversation in her broken english and at times can not understand what the nurse is asking her SO she looks at the client sitting at her desk to help her. The client then proceeds to explain to her what the nurse means by vaginal discharge. Yes, dear God, she has that too!!

I went back to my seat fighting back the hysterical laughter balled up inside me and prayed she would not be doing my nails cause that stuff might just jump on over to me! That is the last gift I want for Christmas!!